Parike-Poranke

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NPC
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Location: Lower Jeuno - (H-8)
Type: Other NPC
Description: Vana'diel's premier Brown Mage in training. Removes food effects. Gives two unique titles for a ludicrous amount of effort.

Notes

  • This very unique NPC is extremely useful for 'accidental' usage of undesirable food items.
  • Simply trade him one bunch of Gysahl Greens and he'll remove your food status effect.
    • Does not work for status effect foods such as beverages and colored drops.
  • Keeps a runny tally of trades for the entire server, which is reset after every maintenance.
  • For every 1,000 trades that result in the removal of food effects, his digestive magic skill will rise by 0.1 points. Once he reaches a multiple of 10,000 trades, Parike-Poranke skills up by 1.0 points and the player is awarded the title "Brown Mage Guinea Pig".
  • If a player attempts to use his services without a legitimate food effect active, a different cutscene will occur. For every 1,000 illegitimate trades, his science skill will rise by 0.1 points. After a multiple of 10,000 trades in bad faith, he will skill up by 1.0 points and the player will receive the unique title "Brown Magic By-Product".
  • Parinke-Poranke hails from the Orastery in Windurst, who he is doing research for.
  • Parinke-Poranke is referred to if players remove food effects at the Kokba Hostel in Al Zahbi.

Changed Dialogue

Parinke-Poranke's dialogue was changed at some point in the English localization. Obviously, someone eventually became offended despite how silly it is. Originally, he said

Fatty...

Fanny...

FLUSH!

Now he says

Bulging...! (Was this it?)

Belly...! (No, that's not right...)

BURST!! (Oh, who cares? Let the excrement exodus begin!)

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