Rykoshet/Rukenshin

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This is a detailed description of Rykoshet and Rukenshin.

Rykoshet

  • Has an Amanomurakumo.
  • Is the Samurai of Legend.
  • IS BLACK. I has pics.
  • Is the Spinning Shihei Man.
  • Is married to Sylphet.
  • Is also the relic-mule of Sylphet.
  • Has an epic Livejournal, containing hours upon hours of tests.
  • You probably leveled a job he has due to his testing.
  • Is often referred to as "Rick Astley."
  • Never gonna land a Tachi: Kaiten with his Amanomurakumo.
  • Never gonna update his LiveJournal. EVAR.
  • Never gonna give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.
  • Resides in an LS that houses too many damn relics.
  • Best possible Merit set up includes Rykoshet. Always.
  • Has a Fire Resist build that resists the Pits of Hell itself.
  • Is the King of Africa.
  • Has a /novel macro.
  • Better than Avesta. By far.

Rukenshin

  • Has an Aegis.
  • Is a Wal-Mart Paladin. Now and forever.
  • Is a pony, who often steals bikes.
  • He probably steals Yoshis as well.
  • Look there! He just rode off with your bike while you were loling!
  • His team, "Team Gallant", is also full of Wal-Mart PLDs. It should be noted that they are all preferred members of Sam's Club as well.
  • Relishes the opportunity to verbally taunt and torture anyone that provokes him on BG.
  • Is in the same LS as Senoska, some crazy doorman.
  • Is in reality the Yu-Gi-Oh Game Master, Seto Kaiba-- he uses tons of trap cards in conjuction with Blue Eyes White Dragon to overwhelm his opponents.
  • Will lick your Tootsie Roll Pop over 9000 times then crunch on it in your face, after counting to 3.
  • Has a Galka doppelganger running about on Leviathan. AWWW WHO DUNNIT?
  • The leader in epic internet vigilante.
  • Has an air conditioner ganked from The Fresh Prince's crib. He's rumored to have broken the dial and left it on "All cool."
  • Has been spotted shopping at JC Penny.


Both

  • Due to the "Chocolate Rain" Theory, they are both the reason why your neighborhood insurance rates have risen.
  • Usually are confused for the other person. This article however, is correct.
  • Both are respected members of their community, aswell as hardworking individuals who contribute greatly to society.
  • Tend to have a semi long argument when they get into it.